More actual e-mails: Could be used against me in a court of law March 28, 2007
Posted by charmingbutsingle in E-mail goodness, Friends.trackback
From: Charming, but single
To: College Roommate
RE: I Swear
You should know that if I lose it today and strangle someone, I am going to call you to help me dispose of the bodybecause you are my best friend and that is how we roll.
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From: College Roommate
To: Charming, but single
RE: I swear
I’m there for you, sister. There are PLENTY of swampy areas in Florida.
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From: Charming, but single
To: College Roommate
RE: I Swear
You always know exactly what to say to make me feel better.
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Charming, but single 
Only a real friend helps dispose of the dead hookers you accidentally kill.
Word to that, yo! Keep it real!
Too funny. My friends and I will every once in a while
mimic that conversation during some low spots in our lives. Only, in one of the conversations, we mentioned being equipped with shovels. So now every time one of us has a particularly bad day, we just ask if we should bring out our shovels. Instant cheer-er upper. BTW, we all gifted each other with multi-colored plastic mini shovels that we keep close by…JUST IN CASE.
Hello? Wood chipper? Fargo? Hello?
Too hysterical. My sisters and I have had that conversation on more than one occasion. My baby sister is always threatening to kill her boyfriend and turn her dirt floored basement into a concrete one. Frankly it scares me a little that she has put so much thought into it. Oh well what else are sisters for if not to mix the concrete to bury your boyfriend in?
I am writing to confess that I am addicted to your blog. It is my must read everyday! Always smart, super funny and highly entertaining. Thanks for the passion.
That cracks me up. Best friends are so great.
I’ll have to keep that in mind (about Florida, and it’s swampy areas).
friends like that are priceless!!! i have a few myself..
I love that!!! That is so funny and endearing at the saame time.
That is what friends are for!
Yea, your charming…I’m attempting to steal some of your readers, someone please comment on my blog…it’s been a month of writing and only two comment’s, and ONE was me!!! I’m sad, someone cheer me up, please!
same as above, how did that get changed? now my name isn’t clickable? new blog title…Profound, Unique, Funny, and Charming Blog Title….that’s me…I know it’s in bad taste Charming to be doing this…sorry you really are great, and I’m jealous.
ok last time…Maverick again…I’m cracking up…
Can I punch him in the stomach? Pleeeeeease!
Maverick — You are not cracking up. Honestly, I didn’t even realize you were still writing because the last post I saw from you was a while ago, I will go check it out.
Wailin — Maverick’s been reading this blog for awhile. (Longer than you, my dear!) So, no, you cannot punch him in the stomach.
Definately the kind of friend i like to have around! What good is somone if they’re not willing to dispose of your victims for you?! 😛
Love the blog – i linked to ya. Keep up the good work!
Annie
Fine… no stomach punch for him. Kick in the shin? 😀
as an avid Nip/Tuck fan, i can tell you step-by-step how to do it.
yes, there is an episode about disposing a body in a FL swamp.
email me if you need instructions. 😉
p.s. you are going to need to buy several hams.